last sunday night or early monday morning i remeber waking up taking in really cold breaths of air and so im thinking oh man im getting sick, so i roll over my lil brother sleeping get my ass out of bed dig threw all the nonsence happening on my computer desk to find my antibiotics from the last time i was sick, and there happens to be one left so i pop that fucker into my mouth along with about 3 vitamin C's and pass back out to wake up the next morning shivering with the chills, so then im sitting thier thinking i gotta do all i can to zap this fuckin buggy in my throat so when thursday rolls around i can turn 21 the right way, so monday threw wednesday consisted of sleeping all days long just to wake up to eat ,take more vitamin C, tylenol PM, and drink more tea than you could imagine, so there i am around 1145 pm on my birthday eve and im still fighting off this damn soar throat, but i wasn't gunna go out like that cuz you only turn 21 once, so heres what i did i hopped my soar throat ass up in my truck about 10 till 12 and start heading to the 24 hour walmart on 19th and bell to get myself a present but before i got thier this song came on
and the clock struck 12 about mid song and i found myself driving approximatley right here when i turned 21
this was the present i got myself A MINI FRIDGE
And my first 6 pack as a 21yo but since i still had a soar throat i only limited myself to one beer, just so i wouldnt get more sick and so the night of my birthday i could rage!
so i grabbed two beers one for me and one for my nrother frosted some mugs for our asses and waoke his bitch ass up at 1 am so he could celebrate my first beer with me!
arent they pretty!
CHEERS!
there it is first sip SON!!!
and thats how i left my fridge as i fell asleep for my first night as a 21yo, and i left the two empty beers in thier cuz the fridge smelt like brand new fridge and it was stinky so i left those in thier to get ride of that nasty chemical smell!
so then i woke up on my birthday and i took a swallow to see how my throat was and it was feelin just fine but it wasn't quite all the way 100% so on with my day i went, got some lunch with my mom and brother at chilis and held off on the alchohal for the time being just so i wounldnt get more sick blew out some candles on my birthday cake and gobbled down my fajitas! shortly after that it was getting late and i was getting too antsy and said hey you know what fuck it you only turn 21 once so im gunna celebrate, i knew the next day was going to be living hell but i went for it, and went out and bought myself another six pack to pregame with before i went out to dinner with my dad and brother at rock bottom, heres what my fridge looked like at that time.!
drank a few of my beers at home and then my brother drove me on over to rock bottom to meet up wit my dad to have my first beer with him and a steak diner! and for being 21 they gave me a tester of each one of thier rock bottom brews!
then from thier me and my brother parted ways with my dad and he brought me to meet up with some friends at the bowling alley for the double B bowling and beer! after 4 games still today im really soar from bowling it hurts to walk.
then right after we finished bowling and i had a bunch of beer and some duck fart shots at the alley is right when i should have called it a night but somehow i got dragged to the bar after, to begin my down fall... here knuckles me cuz im gunna make sure you hate life tomorrow!
dont look at me for any drinks other homeboys got you covered.
Dillon the grizzly bear!
Joe the BIZ
ok so you see that man with the GO-T back thier he found out it was my birthday so he bought me a shot with what ever he could get that was nasty for the bartender to mix up and he slammed the shot down in front of me and said here you go PUKE and as he slammed the shot down i looked at it and laughed and it spilt onto the table so i took the shot put it in my mouth didnt swallow it but i garggled it in his face then swalled it slammed the shot glass down and slurped up what spilled on the table and i shut him up the rest of the night...true story!
so then i get to my house and i guess i was out front for a while yelling and celebrating waking and scaring the neighbors at 230am and what other nonsence took place i dont remember, but they surely let my mom know in an email the next day! but shortly after i let my body flop into bed with the spins in mind.
then i rose from my short slumber and went out to my back porch and let it fly passing out in it shortly after as you can see the finger marks smearing threw the top left pile of the throw up.
then i passed out in the cold on my porch for about 2 hours according to my lil brother that was documenting the hole mess. and to get me inside he put me on 2 computer chairs and wheeled me inside!
where he plopped me on 2 air mattresse in my guest room for me to sleep the rest of the night while he took my own sharpie to write on me!
i woke up the next morning not knowing where i was or what happend or how the fuck i was on two air mattress ive never seen before but it happend and as i tryed to get my still drunk body to function i happend to open my fridge that was once filled with a lil over two six packs, that now had one beer left and that was the last thing i did drunk before i fell back asleep around 10 the next morning still drunk to wake up around 2 finally hung over witch lasted till i went to bed friday night causing me to throw up about 20 times that day, i couldnt even drink water without throwing it up a minute later, im claiming that this past friday the day after my birthday was the worste day of my life, along with the worste hangover of my life along with a soar throat that was getting worse with more strained after ever puke and gag i couldnt hold back with my head in the toilet.
my brother actually took a picture of me after he got off school on friday and this is what it turned out looking like!
now im here saturday night after waking up still with a soar throat i finally smartend up and went to the doctor to get some medication for my soar throat, so hopefully the next few days ill be back to normal and fully functioning again! farewell till then!
XOXOXO!
and the clock struck 12 about mid song and i found myself driving approximatley right here when i turned 21
this was the present i got myself A MINI FRIDGE
And my first 6 pack as a 21yo but since i still had a soar throat i only limited myself to one beer, just so i wouldnt get more sick and so the night of my birthday i could rage!
so i grabbed two beers one for me and one for my nrother frosted some mugs for our asses and waoke his bitch ass up at 1 am so he could celebrate my first beer with me!
arent they pretty!
CHEERS!
there it is first sip SON!!!
and thats how i left my fridge as i fell asleep for my first night as a 21yo, and i left the two empty beers in thier cuz the fridge smelt like brand new fridge and it was stinky so i left those in thier to get ride of that nasty chemical smell!
so then i woke up on my birthday and i took a swallow to see how my throat was and it was feelin just fine but it wasn't quite all the way 100% so on with my day i went, got some lunch with my mom and brother at chilis and held off on the alchohal for the time being just so i wounldnt get more sick blew out some candles on my birthday cake and gobbled down my fajitas! shortly after that it was getting late and i was getting too antsy and said hey you know what fuck it you only turn 21 once so im gunna celebrate, i knew the next day was going to be living hell but i went for it, and went out and bought myself another six pack to pregame with before i went out to dinner with my dad and brother at rock bottom, heres what my fridge looked like at that time.!
drank a few of my beers at home and then my brother drove me on over to rock bottom to meet up wit my dad to have my first beer with him and a steak diner! and for being 21 they gave me a tester of each one of thier rock bottom brews!
then from thier me and my brother parted ways with my dad and he brought me to meet up with some friends at the bowling alley for the double B bowling and beer! after 4 games still today im really soar from bowling it hurts to walk.
then right after we finished bowling and i had a bunch of beer and some duck fart shots at the alley is right when i should have called it a night but somehow i got dragged to the bar after, to begin my down fall... here knuckles me cuz im gunna make sure you hate life tomorrow!
dont look at me for any drinks other homeboys got you covered.
Dillon the grizzly bear!
Joe the BIZ
ok so you see that man with the GO-T back thier he found out it was my birthday so he bought me a shot with what ever he could get that was nasty for the bartender to mix up and he slammed the shot down in front of me and said here you go PUKE and as he slammed the shot down i looked at it and laughed and it spilt onto the table so i took the shot put it in my mouth didnt swallow it but i garggled it in his face then swalled it slammed the shot glass down and slurped up what spilled on the table and i shut him up the rest of the night...true story!
so then i get to my house and i guess i was out front for a while yelling and celebrating waking and scaring the neighbors at 230am and what other nonsence took place i dont remember, but they surely let my mom know in an email the next day! but shortly after i let my body flop into bed with the spins in mind.
then i rose from my short slumber and went out to my back porch and let it fly passing out in it shortly after as you can see the finger marks smearing threw the top left pile of the throw up.
then i passed out in the cold on my porch for about 2 hours according to my lil brother that was documenting the hole mess. and to get me inside he put me on 2 computer chairs and wheeled me inside!
where he plopped me on 2 air mattresse in my guest room for me to sleep the rest of the night while he took my own sharpie to write on me!
i woke up the next morning not knowing where i was or what happend or how the fuck i was on two air mattress ive never seen before but it happend and as i tryed to get my still drunk body to function i happend to open my fridge that was once filled with a lil over two six packs, that now had one beer left and that was the last thing i did drunk before i fell back asleep around 10 the next morning still drunk to wake up around 2 finally hung over witch lasted till i went to bed friday night causing me to throw up about 20 times that day, i couldnt even drink water without throwing it up a minute later, im claiming that this past friday the day after my birthday was the worste day of my life, along with the worste hangover of my life along with a soar throat that was getting worse with more strained after ever puke and gag i couldnt hold back with my head in the toilet.
my brother actually took a picture of me after he got off school on friday and this is what it turned out looking like!
now im here saturday night after waking up still with a soar throat i finally smartend up and went to the doctor to get some medication for my soar throat, so hopefully the next few days ill be back to normal and fully functioning again! farewell till then!
XOXOXO!
