Camera dump!!!

Its been awhile since i did one of these but heres all my photos i emptied out of my camera so have fun looking at them there all mixed up to for some reason idk why "this is"!!

this is my dog shitting while i was eating a steak on my porch her names daisey



this is brad showing us his sleeping he designed its got arms and a zipper to get the legs out so you can piss in the middle of the night when ur drunk and you dont wanna struggle to get outta ur sack.



this is us feeding kens jackpot of tickets he won at the arcade at the bowling alley it went across the hole place it was cool, ken come to he race track with me and hit the jackpot there!



this is a jackpot of 643 tickets!



this is a metal frame i made for my dad for his birthday and the picture is us on our trip to hawaii a few years ago



this is my brothers lil hardass friend sean singing in the toilet



this is my highest score ive ever got in bowling im sharkdik



this is a photo of some mexican dood ina truck that we saw in california on the skate mental video premiere tour that hit a stop light and before we made our turn to see what happend we heard the cop behind him talking on his phone to some and we hear him say "of course he's mexican!"



this is matt brad and daryl shortly after we set up camp on our fun lil camping tour



this is matt and his tent



this is my pretty picture of the beach from our camp site



this is matt daryk and joey digi doin somethin with there head lamps



this is my tent and my action figure that keep a look out for me over night he'll lazer beem ur arm off hes done it to a bear



this is all of us watching brad do something cool probly



this is a smores i made mmmymmy



this is a toilet paper face i made while i was taking a shit



this is the shit i took while making the face



this is matt and brad in active ericas living room amking funny faces she let us kick the camping for a night and let us crash at her place THANK YOU ericap.s.I still think your dog loves me



this is joey digi looking happy we got a free breakfast in the morning that erica and he dad cooked us THank YOU!



this is brad marking his territory over ericas dogs territory



this is how skate mental gets money out of the bank



this is active ericas dog that can say I love you! dead fuckin serious



this is my drawing of brad



this is joey digi and his buddy doin a signature move somewhere in san jose clubbin



this is how i fix my pants on tour so rasta/hesh step off



this is a photo of matt beach smoking a cigarette on a security camera that we saw in some sketchy bar in palm springs



this is pretty much the same photo



this is too



this is me outside now doin somethin for the camera



this is joey digis friend from palm springs and i on survailance



this is san jose threw my eyes



this is i hate your face note we left at the only hotel we stayed in



this is an ocatillo tree somewhere in joshua tree



this is part of joshua tree somehwere



this is the cholla garden in joshua tree



this is too



this is me in the cholla garden in joshua tree



this is too



this is dangerous



this is more cholla



this is too



this is big rock in joshua tree then things was huge bro



this is some more huge rocks



this is me ona huge rock with huge rock around me



this is too



this is brad crittled into squirrel position on the other side of the rock tunnle



this is more big rocks in joshua tree



this is my first margarita im pretty sure and it was in the meth city joshua tree



this is joey digi and his buddy sparing on joeys matts in his back garage



this is to seconds after and arm bar



this is more fighting



this is too



this is aswell



this is our breakfast one morning in san jose its joeys spot



this is the drinks at joeys spot i had 5 of them at 11 in the morning with a lil breakfast burritto and their tecate and tequilla mixed drinks.LATER! i ended up passing out at 3pm and waking up hungover at 8pm it was a vortex


this is me after those 5 drinking walking out of the store somewhere in san jose so i took a picture with the bell man collecting charity change




this is a blue toilet with rain water in it at some recycle place in berkely that i put a leaf in that looked like a turd!



this is a hitler mannequin at the same recycle place



this was on the back of some limo we saw going to the airport is it anal imo.com or ana limo.com who knows but its cool



this is a picture of the sun shining threw the clouds onto the bay while i flew away



this is cody a few nights before he left to new zealand for a year its a rock chair on the mountain by my house i wanna have sex on it lemme know if your down



this is the same rock codys on that i wanna have sex on lemme know if you wanna



this is cody on the same rock did i say it has a cliff below it



this is the cliff rock again lemme know if you wanna have sex with me on it



this is the crowd at a premiere i had in my back yard of the skate mental video



this is pretty much the same photo as the last one



this is tonis 40 he dropped at the party after the premiere it was full too



this is a kid totally rollin at the party so cool



this is the party



this is too



this is aswell find yourself



this is black steve my brother and rick that happend to turn 21 the same night



this is them a lil more excited



this is them grindin



this is drew trying to hurt rick



this is steve mummafied



this is an arm tampon for when you start bleeding



this is hunter sufficating



this is a sign i saw drunk at a gas station and when i saw it i started barking like a dog on my hands and knees and howling like a monkey in sqautting position and it still worked



this is a lil kid passed out after getting beered



this si ssome helpless lady holding a crazy sign



this is your face



this is my brother and his friends doing edward 40 hands!



this is my brother and his friend austin trying to help each other go pee



this is patrick after loosing edward 40 hands he puked when everyone was sitting in a circle talking good thing the gun stayed clean



this is my brother rappidly swinging his arm to try to fling his empty 40 off his hand



this is his succes dance



this is lil steven shortly after his 2 40's he was the first to finish it was cool good job man



this is my brother foaming out the mouth after his 40's



this is lil steven after his 40's and cinnabun



this is 420



this is how i pee at bars



this is drews roomate codys friend thats likes some guy derek well him and cody drank a bottle of captain morgain 151 proof i beleive while me a drew were at the bar and while we were walking back to his apartment this is what we happen to see but with cody over the top of him yellin wake up me and drew kinda were a lil scared from a far then cody ran up to us and told a crazy story of thier night so we figured we was not cool after he was hypervenilating and twitching a bunch so we called the abulance



this is his and the ambulance



this is pretty much the same photo the next morning im asleep at the couch and i hear knocking at the door and less that 30 secs after the knocking that kid flys threw the side window with wraps over his arms from the hospital and he then flys on the couch for a second after flying threw the window he then opens the door to his uncle and his uncle questioned me about his night and all i did was grab the bottle of captain morgan and set it on the table and said this is what happend last night and then i went and layed back down on the couch



this is ricki doing a nosegrind on my mini ramp in my barn in my backyard



this is some ghetto booty trying to take a photo ona stalion somewhere dowtown



this is me peeing again



this is me doing something cool drunk with myshirt off i took the photo with my dick



this is my double texture poop with christmas



this is a drawing i did of bill brown on the chalk board at the bar



this is my mountain bike that ryan crashed on one night breaking the gear shifter and the next day i fixed it and welded it back together and then we get a new roomate from kentucky that black and he asked to use it and either got it stolen or sold it so now i dont have a bike



this is cody posing like the captain



this is more welding i did on my mountain bike



this is my shit somewhere in tempe lemme know if you find it



this is metal shavings josh is holding up



this is josh with his ed hardy sleeves and his ed hardy drinks LOL



this is uncle joe driving his van after it got totaled uncle joe is awesome hes nick fiorinis dads best friend and now he lives at my dads house in his trailer and he cooks me meals quite a bit hes really cool



this is uncle joes solar powered scooter that he calls hardly dangerous he uses it to go shopping for groceries



this is a better picture of uncle joe filling up his fish tanks cut off over alls and velcro shoes beat that and if you can he definately can



this is me peeing threw some more tubing



this is the powell video premiere



this is me riding a bull downtown somewhere



this is a sleeping bird



this is the horse races at turf paradise i cant wait till the season starts up again and then ill take you there



this is just a cool photo



this is my brother and my roomate kyle from texas doing something weird after he crashed on the bike



this is him trying to get up



thsi is him running from a bee



this is him licking a window clean cuz he wrote i like men with a sharpie on the glass window



this is what steven smith looks like fucked up



this is my brothers friend patrick after a beer or two



this is spencer after we told him to reinact the monkey on his t-shirt



this is jeremy and his girl friend tia fucked up ina closet after a beer each



this is what a ton of beer does when ur loungin around



this is gay sex with hitler and goldberg



this is steben fucked up check out what i did to his shoe



this si jeremy sleep walk peeing on a door in my house and the beer cans are from us chucking them at him



this is him right after the piss your doin good man



this is a dead scorpion that got caught in a bath tub



this is what happens after a party i guess...



this is spencer taped to a chair



this is who did it



this is the finished product that ready to be shipped



this is stupid



this is some kid with huge feet and a small head



this is my brother passed out ona high ledge



this is to dont worry i helped him off right after i got the pic



this is a steak star



this is darkness or is it a reflection



this is golden gate fields the horse track that i found myself at quite a bit to cure some boredom at brads



this is vapor its good



this is brad shooting skeet it was real fun thanks brad



this is a giants and diamonds back game that we went to in sf



this is a photo of sf from the ballpark



this is the party boat waiting to catch a baseball



this is too



this is me and brad after the baseballgame trecking back home over the bay bridge



this is our muscles



this is my shit in brads toilet it was the first shit that wasnt little nuggets



this is a picture of my nipple of brad taking a picture of me lifting wieghts with my shirt off



this is an irish moss smoothie from the cannabis club that got me fucked up and retarded for a whole day to stone



this is jim hes awesome hes really smart he'll answer any question you got for him hes got a physics degree but he doesnt care he just works for brad helping him fix up his house hes pictured here cutting up cement from brads driveway so they could plant his bamboo



this is a close up of the action



this is a salamander that jim caught while removing the cement



this is it again



this is the beaner mobile that jim and brad made to haul junk out of brads yard to the dump and so brad strated a buissness out of it for a lil but and put his buddy bears number on it



this is brads i tunes screen saver count it 7 coast to coast am tiles at once lets see you beat that with your lil wayne tiles he likes coast to coast a bunch and so does jim so he got the podcast for jim to listen to while he works on brads house



this is tony hawk on some mtv show getting squirt with something so i paused the tv and made a cardboard dick for it jaws show tony for me



this is a staue of brads dog kickstand and that is me in the center piece thats one of the photos from that day i was shirtless lifting wieghts while he took photos



this is some blue dream that was to wet to smoke so we cooked it



this is how we cooked it and wow the next morning i thought i was dying when i was taking a pee and ended up going to my knees and blacking out for a secong then waking and an puking in brads toilet to then return to my sleeping bag to shiver myself to sleep



this is brad and joe krak holding my new mantle piece i love them



this is my mantle piece again but this time its with kickstnads actual bone



this is a weird car



this is my rollercaster shit



this is matt puking



this i my rabbit goober and i hes cool he does tricks







this is an old piece of hunter shit on a church roof



this is my brother shitting in the woods with one shoe off so he could wipe with his sock



this is his shit



this is my rabbit in the snow up north about 100 ft from my brothers shit



this is my nephew lil dog itsa chaweenie my sister and her girl friend lorena are the proud parents



this is a girl doing a keg stand



this is me by myself in the desert across from dave and busters before josh and angelas 21st bday bash i was pounding 2 tall cans so i wouldnt have to spend so much money at the bar



this is josh really fucked up after his 21st



this is to



this is him trying to dance



this is him still fucked up





this is my dughter



this is my dogs playing



this is a lil kid at a party flipping people off but right after he got scolded for doing it but he got to ride a camle



this is black steve peeing while sitting up look closely it was also his 18th bday too



this is bethany fucked up stomping around at steves party



this is kody kohlmans thunder thys



this is my firend chris lively i pretty much grew up with him and skated with him quite a bit in my back yard and i snagged this pic at a wedding and it happend to be the first time i saw his new daughter.



this is my virgin friend kevin help him out if you can hes jewish but hes really kind he drives me around a bunch when im lookin for something to do hes in debt with me about 6 dollars or somethin but yeah this is him holding two girls bathing suit tops after a topless chicken fight in the pool the reason hes so wet is cuz hes struggled so hard to get these tops he got some pool water on him.



this is black steve dancin like a goober to sum dj's beats at some some somthin



this is idk really maybe its cool cuz shes got a featherd crown



this us me peeing of a balcony it was fun



this is some kid that people made me take a pic with cuz he supposidly looked like my brother



this is my rabbit goober chillin with me



this is goober mid jump onto my lap at my desk



this is goober ready to pounce



this is so cute of goober hes cleaning his junk off



this is goober licking me he loves salt so thats all he does is lick me cuz of sweat and what not but he'll come into my bed in the middle of the night most of the time and wake me up from licking me itsa bit annoying but hes so cute you cant get mad



this is ...



this is too...



this is the first photo of my buddy collin as 21 year old and just a bit before he was on the 21 level



this is collin on his 21 b day after the bar



this is also collin on the way home from the bar onhis 21 and the reason his shirts off is cuz he threw it out the van window cuz hes said this sucks



hope you like all my photos hopefully it wont be to ;long before i have more for you all! XOXO!!!

MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!!

last sunday night or early monday morning i remeber waking up taking in really cold breaths of air and so im thinking oh man im getting sick, so i roll over my lil brother sleeping get my ass out of bed dig threw all the nonsence happening on my computer desk to find my antibiotics from the last time i was sick, and there happens to be one left so i pop that fucker into my mouth along with about 3 vitamin C's and pass back out to wake up the next morning shivering with the chills, so then im sitting thier thinking i gotta do all i can to zap this fuckin buggy in my throat so when thursday rolls around i can turn 21 the right way, so monday threw wednesday consisted of sleeping all days long just to wake up to eat ,take more vitamin C, tylenol PM, and drink more tea than you could imagine, so there i am around 1145 pm on my birthday eve and im still fighting off this damn soar throat, but i wasn't gunna go out like that cuz you only turn 21 once, so heres what i did i hopped my soar throat ass up in my truck about 10 till 12 and start heading to the 24 hour walmart on 19th and bell to get myself a present but before i got thier this song came on

and the clock struck 12 about mid song and i found myself driving approximatley right here when i turned 21


this was the present i got myself A MINI FRIDGE




And my first 6 pack as a 21yo but since i still had a soar throat i only limited myself to one beer, just so i wouldnt get more sick and so the night of my birthday i could rage!



so i grabbed two beers one for me and one for my nrother frosted some mugs for our asses and waoke his bitch ass up at 1 am so he could celebrate my first beer with me!



arent they pretty!



CHEERS!



there it is first sip SON!!!



and thats how i left my fridge as i fell asleep for my first night as a 21yo, and i left the two empty beers in thier cuz the fridge smelt like brand new fridge and it was stinky so i left those in thier to get ride of that nasty chemical smell!



so then i woke up on my birthday and i took a swallow to see how my throat was and it was feelin just fine but it wasn't quite all the way 100% so on with my day i went, got some lunch with my mom and brother at chilis and held off on the alchohal for the time being just so i wounldnt get more sick blew out some candles on my birthday cake and gobbled down my fajitas! shortly after that it was getting late and i was getting too antsy and said hey you know what fuck it you only turn 21 once so im gunna celebrate, i knew the next day was going to be living hell but i went for it, and went out and bought myself another six pack to pregame with before i went out to dinner with my dad and brother at rock bottom, heres what my fridge looked like at that time.!



drank a few of my beers at home and then my brother drove me on over to rock bottom to meet up wit my dad to have my first beer with him and a steak diner! and for being 21 they gave me a tester of each one of thier rock bottom brews!


then from thier me and my brother parted ways with my dad and he brought me to meet up with some friends at the bowling alley for the double B bowling and beer! after 4 games still today im really soar from bowling it hurts to walk.


then right after we finished bowling and i had a bunch of beer and some duck fart shots at the alley is right when i should have called it a night but somehow i got dragged to the bar after, to begin my down fall... here knuckles me cuz im gunna make sure you hate life tomorrow!



dont look at me for any drinks other homeboys got you covered.



Dillon the grizzly bear!



Joe the BIZ



ok so you see that man with the GO-T back thier he found out it was my birthday so he bought me a shot with what ever he could get that was nasty for the bartender to mix up and he slammed the shot down in front of me and said here you go PUKE and as he slammed the shot down i looked at it and laughed and it spilt onto the table so i took the shot put it in my mouth didnt swallow it but i garggled it in his face then swalled it slammed the shot glass down and slurped up what spilled on the table and i shut him up the rest of the night...true story!



so then i get to my house and i guess i was out front for a while yelling and celebrating waking and scaring the neighbors at 230am and what other nonsence took place i dont remember, but they surely let my mom know in an email the next day! but shortly after i let my body flop into bed with the spins in mind.



then i rose from my short slumber and went out to my back porch and let it fly passing out in it shortly after as you can see the finger marks smearing threw the top left pile of the throw up.



then i passed out in the cold on my porch for about 2 hours according to my lil brother that was documenting the hole mess. and to get me inside he put me on 2 computer chairs and wheeled me inside!



where he plopped me on 2 air mattresse in my guest room for me to sleep the rest of the night while he took my own sharpie to write on me!









i woke up the next morning not knowing where i was or what happend or how the fuck i was on two air mattress ive never seen before but it happend and as i tryed to get my still drunk body to function i happend to open my fridge that was once filled with a lil over two six packs, that now had one beer left and that was the last thing i did drunk before i fell back asleep around 10 the next morning still drunk to wake up around 2 finally hung over witch lasted till i went to bed friday night causing me to throw up about 20 times that day, i couldnt even drink water without throwing it up a minute later, im claiming that this past friday the day after my birthday was the worste day of my life, along with the worste hangover of my life along with a soar throat that was getting worse with more strained after ever puke and gag i couldnt hold back with my head in the toilet.



my brother actually took a picture of me after he got off school on friday and this is what it turned out looking like!



now im here saturday night after waking up still with a soar throat i finally smartend up and went to the doctor to get some medication for my soar throat, so hopefully the next few days ill be back to normal and fully functioning again! farewell till then!
XOXOXO!

broken truck rain fun.

So its been raining here for about 4 days straight now and i actually got a bit of skating in today but before it started raining on like monday my truck was broken for about a week so i haven't got much skating one other than a few photos here and there when randy could come pick me up, so in my spare time i would fine myself doing a bunch of random stuff, and one of the things was go out to eat places were you had to leave a tip and well...

cat trapped on a telephone wire and a hawk waiting fro him to fall. ironic?

Kody's 20th BDay cake!



Queer bong!



Three key quees, we were eating in n out one night and ... pulled out his key and then... pulled out his key for some reasoni thik it was to right on the front of the reciepts and then i noticed thier keys and wipped mine out and we all had gay ass keys.



No Homo?





take that catus!













GRRRRRUUF!







both redeyed...





red nosed?



got a grasshopper so hi he thought he was a praying mantis and put his head down to pray!





i spy the creator of potpourri!



Preston right after the PotParaMi premiere.



Marko turned 20



and i helped him threw it!







bouncy ball game at the bowling ally two 75's ina row back to back me and nick!



weird kid runnin from some fat lady cryingto the police.



sick job!



have you ever seen a little mexican kid named moses with a fro-hawk do a backlip off a wall?
well you just did.



this was filmed just because i was atta party and the person who ran the joint made me not to fond of them because of thier actions towards me so i filmed that springy door thing in thier house just so it would be more famous than he!



theres the hi grasshopper!



Raining bagles to!

back to he tips at restuarants, i used to be able to know how to make a shirt out of a dollar bill and the sevral times i went out to eat recently i wanted to leave the tip in shirt form but i forgot how, and well for some reason tonight i rememeberd to look it up and refresh my memory and while i was lookng i saw this tutorial so i went a head and made it



but then i was like dood then theres those one waiters/waitresses that do really shitty like my last one at dennys but you dont wanna be rude and not tip them so i just thought of the best thing to do when i saw that frame dollar tutorial so i went ahead and made my own tutorial on how to make it my way to fuck with ur shitty waiter/waitress.

so heres what you do start out by making the original dollar frame piece and then you measure the inside of it and then you go on the internet and find the face of a hire bill than what ur planning on tipping with, and then photshop it so the face of the hire bill is the same size as a normal dollar bill and print a bunch out on a piece of paper so you allways have them in ur wallet for that shitty waiter/waitress,



and then you just cut out the faces and slip them behind what would be the wood of the frame and over the background face and youll get this!



and so when they go to get the tip they see the face of a hire dollar bill and get realy wet/erect and then once they unfold ur master piece the fake face of the hire bill floats to the ground and they just have a normal ass tip in thier hand!

thank you XOXOXO

p.s. fuck you rain!

So Much Strange, Tell Me What You Think...

(its not all just thoughts, its basically a story about either me getting roofied or me having my contacts in the wrong eyes for a week or a combination of the two.)

Ok, so this whole story starts last Thursday, when I was preparing for a trip to California. For a goofy ass skate competition 4 day trip deal. My plane ride to Cali was later on Friday night, so Thursday realized I needed to get new contact lenses. I had my last pair in and, I didn't want to go to Cali with out back ups. So I go to Wal-Mart and try to get some new contacts and I get their and my prescription is expired. The expiration date was the 7th month of this year so im like oh no I need contacts so I try to squabble over to another Wal-Mart to see if they over see the expiration date and give me some but it fails so I end up setting myself up an appointment early on Friday morning first exam of the day at 830 so I would have time to go around to other Wal-Mart after I got my new prescription if the one I was at didn’t have lenses. I wake up go in get my exam done and sure enough my eyes got worse so they upped the power on them a bit so I go and sit down in front of the mirror to put in my contacts and the doctor hands me my new packs of contacts but keep in mind I don’t have my contacts in and im kind of paying attention to trying to see more than anything else so he sets the packs on the table and says here the right and here’s the left eye and I missed him saying that so I just assumed he set them down right accordingly to my eyes, well then I put them in and pay and im walking out and notice everything's a bit weird, not really blurry just off and I just figured it was from the power getting boosted up a little bit, so I just thought nothing of it and went on saying to myself ill get used to it, never thinking that I actually might have put them in the wrong eyes, cuz ive never done that, and figured if I did do that it would just be blurry. so I get home and pack my stuff and get on the plane










then to my hotel room unpack go eat some food and go to sleep cuz I had to get up early to go to this skate comp and well when anyone’s in a skate comp your not your complete self so you feel different anyways so, flipped around contacts wouldn’t really seem to be the first thing you would notice felling weird about, so on with the competition I went blah blah blah, then we go to the hotel after that to get cleaned up and go eat then we get back to the hotel and I had like 3 beers before we went out for the after partying for the comp and when I get to the bar I get fed one shot then after that I had about 3 or 4 beers nothing to major right?... and well the last thing I remember was dancing under a disco ball and the next thing you know im waking up at 4 in the morning still fully dressed and notice a lil puke or something on my sleeve but though nothing of it because I didn’t remember puking and i usually wouldn’t throw up from drinking the little amount I did have to drink that night, so I just hopped in the shower cleaned up and then went back to sleep, and then I woke up the next day went to breakfast and the people I was with all the next day weren’t really with me all night and from what I remember the night wasn’t all that exciting so we didn’t even talk about it and just went on with our day but I did feel out of it a bit and figured it was just a little hangover possibly, then we went a skated over this rail and I was having a bit of a hard time getting over it so I just figured it was my hangover and that it was early so i blamed my problems on my hangover, then I get asked the question as im skating over it "do you like to go over the highest part of the rail" in a joking sarcastic way, but in my mind i felt like I was doing the right thing and going at it the right way but I guess I was wrong, anyways the whole rest of the day and the end of the day I was still out of it and though it was kind of weird for a hangover to last this long but still I just figured it was fine and it might have just been my surroundings and situation making me feel weird, but also I didn’t shit all day and went to sleep having to shit but couldn’t so I slept on it and randomly woke up at 3 in the morning to try to take a shit and couldn’t so at that point I kind of though maybe something was wrong but still went to sleep and finally when I woke up I took a shit i was relieved in more ways than one ;-) , but still all of Monday I was still out of it feeling weird and not all with it but this time I thought it was just from being extremely soar and tired from the day before so I went on with my day skate a bit and blah blah blah then got back to the hotel and it was time to pack cuz we had to go to the air port early the next morning but that night we had a 6 pack and a few beers left that we didn’t want to waste or leave behind so we drank them and went to bed woke up went to the airport and while I was waiting to get on my plain eating I had some little lady from Singapore asking all these weird questions about me and my health as if maybe she kind of saw something wrong with me but I just figured hey she’s just curious and I was the only one around to talk to, so then I get on my plane








get home got some food I normally eat when I home but this time it doesn’t quite sit well with me so I do what I do and finally get to sleep in my own bed with no interruptions in the morning and I finally got to get some nice sleep for the first time in 6 days, then I wake up the next day and am still feeling weird but not to bad I just still didn’t feel normal and so I go out to get some lunch and as im pulling into my drive way I scrape the right side of my truck on this pillar and was all pissed off a bit and thought it was just a careless mistake and went on with my day and this was last Wednesday that this happened. so then about an hour after I was inside after I scraped my truck I got invited by my buddy drew to go to a yeasayer/icy demons show so im like yeah sure why not i'll go its raining out and im soar so im not going to be able to skate, and at this time it was about 5pm then around 6 we go get some lunas pizza and head over to his house and we had a few beers before the show and then his friend Shay came and got us, us being Drew, Cody, Riki, and I, and she brought us to the show around 8ish and so we sit threw the show and it last about maybe 2 1/2 hours maybe 3 and we hop back in Shay's car and she brings us back to Drews house and were sitting there for about 30 mins and im about to go home and Steve calls and is like im having people over, so they all decide to go and convince me to go so im like sure i'll have some pregame thanksgiving fun at Steve’s why not so we get their and its about 11 - 1130 or so and there’s no beer when we get there, their just smoking some hookah so I give it a puff puff here and a puff puff there nothing much and then more beer gets their and I have like two maybe three and then we decide to leave and Cody gives us rides home and I go to sleep wake up the next morning to a nice thanksgiving meal around 11 o’clock with my moms side of my family the hang out for a bit before I walked down to my dads house for another meal with my dads side of my family around 3 o’clock and then I hang out their till about 5oclock after a big annual family game of left-right-center you know the dice gambling game






if you don’t know about it look it up cuz this is already to long for me to explain what it is. so then after losing my three dollars in the gambling game I walk back down to my moms house about 530 and fall asleep around 6 and wake back up around 930 or so and im like, ah theres probably something going on tonight, a party or something so ill ask around since it was raining and I couldn’t go out and skate again for the second day ina row, but for some reason I didn’t feel like drinking, something was just telling me that I didn’t want to drink, so then around 10 I get a call from Bighead-Bob saying he was going to a party at some Brittany’s girls house and that I should go so im like sure and Bob is friends with Drew live right by me so I asked Drew if he would like to go and I would pick him up and bring him home and I'd be his DD for the night cuz I wasn’t going to drink and so I got him went to the party but it wasn’t much of a party it was kind of more like a bulky kick back type thing and love was in the air LOL...















so then after the party Drew and I were hungry so on our way home I stopped off and got us some Ramiroz and we went to my dads and ate it, but the meat in my burrito wasn’t really cook that good it seemed like, so I didn’t eat it all, and didn’t really get fool then we both ended up falling asleep for like 15 mins or something the I woke up around 230 and went and check my emails on the computer down stairs while drew was still sleeping and then I went back to the room to wake him up and bring him home, and after I brought him home I went back to Ramiroz and got another burrito, but a different kind this time since my first one was funky and figured not to bother trying to go anywhere else cuz it was thanksgiving and everywhere would be closed, so I get it and im driving home and I go to pull into my drive way again and hit the same pillar again the same one from Wednesday both times making a right turn into my drive way, and fuck it up good this time






and so I park my truck and im like thinking dude this is two days in a row now that ive hit the same pillar pulling into my own drive way that ive been pulling into for 4 years now and ive never hit except for these two days in a row so I call my mom cuz she was in chandler about to get on a plane later that morning to go to Oklahoma and im like mom I think something’s wrong with me I hit the pillar again and so we talk on the phone for a bit and what not and I went to sleep with the conclusion that I just coincidentally hit the same pillar twice in a row and I just fucked up, but i wasn't really to sure about that conclusion, so then I get a call early in the morning from my mom waking me up asking me if I had hit my head in California at all and I said no cuz she thought maybe something was wrong with my depth perception and then she asked me about my contacts if they were still good and I told her that last Friday I got a new eye exam cuz she didnt know and that when I was done and the guy handed me my contacts I put them in not knowing 100% that they were in the right eyes but once they were in everything was clear so I figured it was fine, and then I told here that when I was walking out of the eye exam with the new contacts that everything did feel weird so we came to the conclusion that I had my contacts in the wrong eyes for a whole week and that’s what was causing me to run into this pillar two day ins row, so I call the eye doctor and ask them what’s it like when you put your contacts in your wrong eyes is it blurry and she says no you usually cant tell, so im like shit my assumption was wrong about thinking that they would be blurry if they were in the wrong eye, so I really thought our conclusion could be accurate about having them in the wrong eyes the whole week, so I went down to the same eye doctor for another exam and asked if I could take the exam with the pair of contacts in that I thought might have been wrong the whole time and he said no we couldn’t do it, as if he was saving his own ass from a mistake he could have easily made that early in the morning on a Friday, so then he had me take them out and throw them away defeating the hole purpose of my visit in the first place, so he gave me another exam with no contacts and its ended up matching the same prescription as what he gave me from the Friday before so on my way I went not completely satisfied with my visit, so then my mom calls me after and asks what happened and I said it was all fine but I didn’t get to get checked with the contacts that I had in the whole time so I didn’t really get to figure anything out and straight from there she made me go to the emergency room and make up a story that I hit my head skating so that I could get an MRI done to make sure nothing was wrong with my head and while I was in their I started to get asked all these questions and that was kind of when I realized that my right eye vision had been a bit bad for a few days, but before I had just figured it wasn’t really bad and that it was just from feeling weird the whole week and just being out of it a bit and from being soar and lacking sleep, so im in the emergency room all day Friday and get my eyes checked in there too and he said he could only check 2/3 of my eye and that their might be bleeding on the other 1/3 he couldn’t see or that I might have a retinal tear, so I kind of start getting worried about that a lil bit but not to much and then my MRI results come back and I find out everything is totally fine then I start getting even a lil more worried about that eye shit, so my mom set me up with a retinal exam for Saturday morning to have a doctor come in on call to check me out so I go home Friday night after the emergency room knowing all this shit might be wrong with my eyes and plus I didn’t get to eat all day, so all this is going threw my head and I never thought to go and test out switching my contacts around on purpose to see if it even made a difference in my eyes, I totally forgot cuz I was beyond that thinking something much worse was wrong with my eyes, so I go to sleep wake up at like 7 in the morning to get to my retinal exam at 830 and I go threw all this crazy torture on my eyes during this exam but when it was all said and done he tells me everything is perfectly healthy and fine, so im relieved and go home happy knowing nothings wrong with my eyes that’s to serious, so I get home and catch up on some sleep since neither one of the doctors wanted me skating or doing anything active, not even driving so I just picked sleeping as my pass time. so im sleeping like all day wake up at like 8pm and there’s a text from Cody asking if I wanted to go out and do something with him that night and I replied with a "nah im suppose to rest I got something wrong with my eye I think" so he replies with an "awe all right man", so im just on the computer looking up my symptoms on the computer trying to figure out what else could be wrong with me and at the same time im doing that im talking to someone on AIM and they asked me about my trip to Cali and how the contest and after party was and im like I don’t really remember the after party and thats all I had to say, and that it wasn’t to exciting and they replied "so you got pretty hammered then if you don’t remember" and im like "nah I didn’t even drink that much to not remember" then jokingly he replied "maybe you got roofied man does your butt hurt" I got a kick out of his joke but I really did take it into consideration that I did get roofied but not becuase of the whole butt hurting this because i didnt remeber shit so I looked up stories on the internet about people and getting roofied or other shit slipped into their drinks at bars, and sure enough I found an article about roofies and something called "return to work syndrome" its were the person that got roofie is out of it and feels weird for 48 hours and doesn’t want to return to work and in some cases the feeling can last up to 5 days and along with finding that story I looked up depth perception and date rape drugs and roofie and sure enough I find an article about getting roofied and drinking 2 days later and the alcohol reactivating the effects of the roofie causing you to have depth perception problems in some cases, so im like shit thinking to myself dude I got roofied and I did actually throw up last Saturday after the bar and that why I couldn’t shit the hole next day, cuz I threw it all up and and had nothing to shit out, then that explains why I felt out of it all this week, and then when I drank Monday night before the plane ride the next morning I reactivated the side effects that’s why I hit the pillar Wednesday when I woke up, then when I drank Wednesday before the show it reactivate the side effects even more for when I hit the pillar Thursday night and so that what I came up with and I was all worried like something was wrong with me and I couldn’t sleep then, so then I texted Cody and im like I got a story for you I want to see what you think so you can pick me up and ill go with you to this party but im still not going to drink I just want to tell people my story and see what they think, and so he picked me up about 1030 or so and we went to a party








and told some people and asked around and I got some other roofie stories from people and Riki told me that he might have got roofied in Mexico once cuz he didn’t remember his night and he said he felt out of it for like a week after that, so I went home and slept on it thinking that nothing to serious was wrong with me and that I just got roofied, then I woke up this morning and told my mom about that whole roofie scenario thing and she wasn’t much of a believer of it and that I was just over thinking everything, so I went out to eat with her for breakfast and we wrote down all these things that have been happening to me recently and she’s going to set me up a doctors appointment to get to the bottom of all this strange shit. so then when we get home from breakfast I realize that I still had never purposely tryed to switch my contacts around to see what it would do, so I grabbed my glasses and put them on upside down as if my contacts where in the wrong eyes and sure enough my vision wasn’t blurry at all like I thought it would be if I had my contacts in the wrong eyes but it was really weird almost like all the walls and floors I looked at were bubbled out like really rounded almost slightly fish eyed and that’s kind of how I remember it being when I walked out of my eye exam last Friday thinking that nothing was wrong other than I wasn’t yet use to the increase of power in my new contacts yet. Now im just stuck here with these two main possible explanations of why all this weird stuff has been happening to me, the hole flipped around contact wrong eye situation or the whole possible roofie situation, but these two explanations are ones that I might be convincing myself that I have because they are the less serious short term solutions to all my weird problems recently, so you try to decide and let me know what you think! toodles!!! XOXOXO!!

I'm back!!!

well here i am again we'll see how long it last this time, this first post back is just to clear up all the photos on my camera cuz my memorys full!!!Enjoy turd wads!





cody was back for a bit and was in full mode fuckin up that body straight outta boot camp



my left arms way bigger!



lol



hot dogs and happy trails! all the hot dog in the tree photos were from a day i went fishing and had hotdog bait left so i placed them in funny parts of the tree i wassitting under!




sword fight!



dippin my hot dog in sum maple syrup



a hotdog in captivity



golf course fires!



romance!



bs180



i didnt do it but it was sure not gunna get past my camera!





chocolate cowgirl!



the WOO!



so giddy!



Damn loose!



whoops!



i chilled that glass in my freezer allong with a beer and when i poured it a lil bit of it froze up down in the corner it was wonderful!



Hossletwins!



The bad european influence!




way to much flannel



the drew drunkwich



i regret wearing a flannel, i fit in way to well



believe it or not one of those is related to me and the other is related to joshua hawkins, not even lying straight truth!



ill do it for you when you do 11 drunk pull ups on a spikey beam!



snuggle bandit!



hummus warrior!






i spy a jr. screech!










clappin' o'neil!!!



starein sean!








fathead bob, jaws aaron, cleeclee cleon



mofuquin moth!



i heard so many ted skate jokes that night my dick just knew what to do!



i saw so much tempe that night but it was missin a certain someone so my dick knew what to do!




passed out hawkdaddy!



me and cleon have this thing where i send him pictures of my brother falling asleep really fast in the middle of some activity and this one happend to be drinking milk!



this one was cerial and watching tv!



chris man(pincer)go




this one was doing homework!



they like tagging and toy machine!



?



I was a brush for halloween!



hunting for a hunter!



tourist?



grusome twosome!



drunkass Clee



happily drunk clee!



"you did not just take that i have a beer in my hand delte that now!"-mad cleon cuz he didnt have mad dog 20/20



perfect person for my costume!



kermit the shawn!



some bum! LAWLS!



I'm guessing he was hi!



la la sombo!



this was in my truck and i saw it looked like you know what so i added a nut sack!




if only you knew how inoccent he isnt!






the amazing dissapearing derek!



"Ah I filmed a video part, didn't get any pussy from it so why do it again!" - DT




scary!



scarier!



next video title!



handsome!



you all know the magic behind this!



and this!



whatta woman, straight from a wedding to a steel reserve?



fags, or photo!



shit or photo!





i won't get any closer than this to that!



Looks like i lied!



0mG Lyk3 Br14n 4N|)3r5on!





see not so innocent jaws!



what i tell yah!




dick art!



twice the dick art!





dah beach!



evan okeson's twin sister, works at jamba juice in cali!



ok so all these next pictures are jaws really hi for what i would say is his first time ever getting actually hi, and well the photos don't really give the night any justice because he was going insane it was the best thing i think i saw all year, and the best part of the night was when he started freakin out really bad and he called everyone into the living room he even made yoder wake up and go into the living room then he told all of us to join hands for some reason so we did just so maybe he would calm down and relax a bit but it ends up all he wanted was us to hold hands in a circle and there was like 9 of us doing this and jaws head was down and its just silent for like 5 seconds and then you just here jaws start laughin a lil bit and then he raises his head up with the biggest smile on his face and says " I NEED TECHNO" and the yoder just beat his ass for waking him up to say that!























"aaron its ok man you'll be fine don't listen to them you'll be fine tomorrow i promise your not gunna forget how to skate your just hi right now, ur not gunna have a heart attack eaither"- nick fiorini












tears of joy!



bobble head bobby!



dead sailor look back off a curb, probably out of a manual, go Bobby!



holloween costume minus me!



holloween costume plus me!



dunno?







joey whitening his teeth but he wouldn't let me take a phot so i had to sneak it out of him!



i got this photo in a email a few days ago from brad just randomly, and the only explanation i have for you is that its at a gay bar and though i forgot his name i didnt forget about his story about the first dick he ever suck, and i do not remember this photo either but thats it for today homophobes, hopefully i'll have more for you tomorrow!

A HAPPY MEDIUM!

Its gone...

hahaha, theyll be more post in the future, i had to delete a bunch of stuff cuz of a moderator, sorry!

toodles